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Dear Friend:

How are you? Just had to send you this letter to tell you how much I love and care about you. I saw you yesterday as you were walking with your friends. I waited all day, hoping you would talk to Me also. As evening drew near, I gave you a sunset to close your day and a cool breeze to rest you, and I waited. You never came. Oh yes, it hurt Me, but I still love you because I am your friend.

I saw you fall asleep last night, and I longed to touch your brow, so I spilled moonlight upon your pillow and face. Again I waited, wanting to rush down so we could talk. I have so many gifts for you.

You awakened late and rushed off for the day…My tears were in the rain. Today you looked so alone. It makes my heart ache because I understand. My friends let Me down and hurt Me many times too, but I love you. I try to tell you in the quiet green grass. I whisper it in the leaves and trees, breathe it in the colors of the flowers. I shout it to you in the mountain streams, and give the birds love songs to sing. I clothe you with warm sunshine and perfume the air. My love for you is deeper than oceans and bigger than the biggest want or need you have.

Source: Email From Friend

An out-of-Towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.

He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Buddy didn't move.

Then the farmer hollered, "Pull, Buster, pull." Buddy didn't respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, "Pull, Jennie, pull." Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Pull, Buddy, pull." And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Buddy is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try!"

This is a collection of funny or interesting pilot write ups, or stories from my aviation experience. All of these are real write ups that I have seen in the aircraft log book, and most I have had the honor of signing off myself. Of course I try not to make the pilots look like idiots, as they can make my life miserable if they wanted. I have heard of others who had sign offs that said Positioned "On/Off" switch to the "On" position.

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Write Up
Hobbs meter backlighting inop.

Corrective Action
Aircraft not equipped with hobbs meter backlighting.
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Write Up
All cabin speakers no work.
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Write Up
Overhead circuit breaker panel backlighting inop.

Corrective Action
Aircraft not equipped with overhead circuit breaker panel backlighting.
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Write Up
Bleed through on FO's speaker.

Corrective Action
Unplugged headphones that were located under the FO's seat.
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Write Up
Bird disappeared into left oil cooler during post flight inspection.